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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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Getting heavily back into Modern Family why did I ever stop watching this, this show is hilarious and got me dying while high

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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onlylolgifs:

Love at first touch.

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catbountry:

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goooseling:

puppy farts - Imgur

I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

holy shit

The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

Ends.

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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